1. I read this in a poetry book I got as a present
There was a guy named Bill
Who swallowed a nuclear pill
The doctor said “cough”
And they found his head in Brazil
2. I will practice on Dave, because he’s easy to rhyme
There was guy named Dave
Who found photographers must be brave
He would not frown
Even in [...]
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