1. I read this in a poetry book I got as a present
There was a guy named Bill
Who swallowed a nuclear pill
The doctor said “cough”
And they found his head in Brazil
2. I will practice on Dave, because he’s easy to rhyme
There was guy named Dave
Who found photographers must be brave
He would not frown
Even in [...]

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10. We have a thing for coffee kettles!

9. Safe-haven: Do you speak Arabic ? Has your country been invaded, attacked, or torn by civil unrest ? Have no fear, Jordan is here.
8. The water is so clean, Jesus came here all the way from Nazareth to get baptized!
7. We have no oil, so the US [...]

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1. Whenever I’m talking to my friend X in public, and a beautiful woman passes by, he could be in mid-speech, and he would stop and stare at her from head to toe until she’s out of sight (think of the scene in cartoons where the eyes are popping out), then he would inevitably turn [...]

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Prologue: On reading this post written by Fadi, I started thinking about racist jokes, and how some don’t seem to understand why they can be offensive. Others insist they aren’t because someone from the race being ridiculed laughed at it, or repeated it. Others still will tell those offended they don’t have a sense of [...]

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