Before answering a tag, it is customary to say who tagged you, but then you will be ungrateful to the person who tagged them, and the person who tagged the person who tagged them, and the person who tagged the person who……you get the picture (it all goes back to who created God, but that’s another story). Surely I can find a way to thank these people. As any blogger can tell you, the ideal tool to illustrate exponential tag progression is a flow chart. However since the universe is infinite, and Hani only perceives 3 dimensions (me myself and I), we will only be covering 3 recursions. To keep this educational, and spread link-luv, the flowchart is also an image map. I recommend clicking KJ, but watch out for smeagol err Moogle :P

Joe asked why I blog. In case you haven’t guessed, I find it entertaining!
10 Random facts about me (Tagged by Lost Within):
1. I put on a pair of headphones when I use my PC even if I’m not listening to anything. It’s a matter of habit.
2. I’ve had several nicknames (Honey, Keeko, Nunu, Hunhun, Abu Al Hun, Hino, Hannibal, Honey Money Dancing Shoes), and I hate all of them. My name is Hani!
3. I have about 30 pairs of socks for winter and another 30 for summer (very short ankle length). They’re all the same color (black), size, and type. Why mess with a good thing ?
4. My aunt was killed in the first gulf war. She was in a bus full of women and children escaping to Jordan, and was attacked with a rocket and machine gun fire as part of an air raid to enforce the US embargo. I hate all wars.
5. I always sleep in underwear on the left side with all the lights off, and the door closed/locked.
6. My dad taught me the multiplication tables by locking me up in the dining room. Whenever I wanted to get out, he would ask me a multiplication question, and if I couldn’t answer it, I had to get back inside. The next day at school, our class of 35 students had a contest, the teacher would ask a multiplication question to each kid in turn, and if they got it wrong, they were out. After several rounds, I was the only one left. My dad also taught me how to tie my shoes. I still don’t know how to tie a tie.
7. I used to whistle for hours at a time none stop (you have to know how to whistle breathing in and out to do that). My favorite song to whistle is Ahwak by Abd Ul Halim. I lost the ability or will to whistle for no apparent reason.
8. When we were kids, my brother and I slept in the same room. His bed was on the right side, mine was on the left. Whenever I have to consider anything to do with left/right, my mind flashes back to the orientation of that bed which I haven’t seen in decades.
9. I have a tiny scar that’s nearly invisible on the palm of my left hand. It looks like popeye’s tattoo. It is the remnant of stitches I had to get as a kid when the skin on my palm got torn by a rusty nail while breaking apart large fruit crates along with my cousin Basil for fun. Kids are silly!
10. I’m right handed, but I wear my watch on my right hand, and so did my grandfather, and my oldest uncle. I always clip the fingernails on my right hand before the left, because it is more challenging.
I hate getting snubbed, so I won’t tag anyone.




20 Users Commented In This Post
Posted from
4-1-2008 at 01:31:11
I love the flow chart idea
If only you can convert it to a tree to show the whole thing. That would bet awesome!:)
Oh, and by the way, I have something like 100 pairs of socks. You can never have too many! EVER!
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4-1-2008 at 01:39:22
Qwaider It would have to go three dimensional to take so many links. Plus I have learned how to setup image maps in MS expression web now, so I don’t wanna redo it !
Yep, can never have too many socks, or too much underwear :)
Posted from
4-1-2008 at 02:11:37
coooooooool!@! now i know who tagged me :) cuz i lost track, i was tagged for 2 different tags and i didn’t know which is which :D
P.S: I LOVE it when i i type my name as an anti spam :D
LOL!
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4-1-2008 at 07:18:11
Hannibal LOL! I do #1 too. And no wonder you sleep on the left. According to Freud, you\’re fixated to your room&bro memory, you either really enjoed it or hated it :P lol… Breaking fruit crates for fun lol cute.
Posted from
4-1-2008 at 09:59:00
On point number 4, I consider her my aunt too :( I practically grew up with her. I miss her. I hate HATE war.
Posted from
4-1-2008 at 11:58:36
like u in # 10 :)
Posted from
4-1-2008 at 13:12:32
no apprent reason!?!?!? its called whi.stl.ing.o.ver.sat.u.ra.tion!
Posted from
4-1-2008 at 13:57:39
*mesmerized by the flow chart*
oooooooooooooh
*hovers over each name*
*reads Qwaider’s comment*
YOU HAVE 100 PAIRS!!!!
*thinks of all the possibilities*
dude… you need someone… to … organize them
*OCD kicks in*
we can have them sorted by LABELS
*draws mental images*
yes yes! and OCASSIONS!
*eyes widen with glitter*
perhaps even with which shoes and pants they go with!
*background fades into a hill*
yes yes! ooooh ho ho ho ho
*twirls around and sings*
ahem
So Hani, you have a secret scar on the palm eh? Have you tried…. using it? Like, extending your arm forward, and chanting something… or concentrating…
Maybe… just MAYBE… you can utilize The Force, and bring me forth Qwaider’s marinated chicken from Seattle… or… or maybe Asma’s diary…
Or maybe… you can aid me in rearranging Qwaider’s socks..
yes yes… endless possibilities!!! I will teach you how to battle with lightsaws so we can incapacitate Qwaider’s lightnunchuks. Yes yes! Most fascinating!
I typed all of this whilst I was in training! Can you please bend time and space so I can pull of an omnislash on the instructor!
*scenery of hill fades into the training classroom… the socks disappear… the dreams of the Magic Hand of Unfathomable Power dissolves… reality kicks in and so does the weeping*
Posted from
4-1-2008 at 14:34:20
Thanks for answering :)
I like the Hanibal nickname , I love Ahwak and I have issues with right and left as well , but I imagine that I am writing to be able to determine which is which!!
and ur silliness when u were a kid is making you a cool adult ! you have a semi-Tattoo !
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4-1-2008 at 19:01:05
Maioush You are so happy about your name appearing, I set it up to be 3 times more likely to be used than everyone else’s :D
Batoul I loved my room as a kid. I started using the location of my bed back then simply to remember left/right, and I guess it just stuck, and the association started working in reverse.
Hal I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to remind you. I had no idea you knew her. I think you probably knew her much better than I did as I spent so little time in Jordan as a kid, and back then I always mixed her up with Fado (allah ykhaleelna yaha). I just remember how my mom felt about it :(
Qabbani I’m glad, I think it’s so much easier to look at the time by turning my right wrist than looking at my left.
ProudPali, I wasn’t sure what was wrong with me, but I was sure it would be hard to pronounce :D
KJ Wow, you know I enjoyed your comment to the point that I’m tempted to replace the whole post with it.
I used to try your suggestion in basketball whenever someone would take a free throw I would attempt to use telekinesis to make them miss. It always seemed to work until I realized it was silly, then it stopped working :(
Lost Within It was a good nickname until (silence of the lambs) added “the cannibal” to it. Ahwak is my all time favorite Halim song. The tattoo will be a problem when I become a famous cat burglar and need to stay inconspicuous!
Posted from
4-2-2008 at 07:02:15
Don’t give it up man! You’re a computer kiddo - you know giving up won’t work!
Concentrate. Think marinated chicken. Think dammit think!
Posted from
4-2-2008 at 14:03:15
all I got from the chart is that my name is not tagged and I do feel sad about it :( … ((KiDDiNG)) nice illustration…got the idea thanks
Posted from
4-2-2008 at 20:38:12
Love the flowchart.
Posted from
4-2-2008 at 21:45:54
heheheheh, you know why i’m so happy about it?? there is finally a good purpose of the name other that it means monkey :S !!
i’m like yaaaaaaaaay, it’s short they can you use it as anti spam thingy :D :D LOL!
Posted from
4-3-2008 at 23:41:07
KeeKO? sho jaaab Hani? la KeekO? loool
Posted from
4-7-2008 at 07:07:02
I don’t like tags, never liked them and never will, Tags are evil, contrary to belief in the Arabic Blogsphere tags are not a good thing, being tagged isn’t something to be thankful for! its like you’ve been duped. That is why i try as often as possible to weasel myself out of tags :P
Posted from
4-10-2008 at 01:05:15
Great list - i can really relate to you - like point 6 if not all, apart from ur scare lol
My dad locked me up in my room once for failing at maths - and now i thank him for that (wierd i know)
Tag me, me, me lol
Posted from
4-22-2008 at 15:12:38
I close the door of my room too, and I sleep in dead darkness
Posted from
4-30-2008 at 01:43:23
Yayyyy I’m proudly not on that tag flow chart!
Posted from
4-30-2008 at 22:59:18
Asoom, that can change very quickly :P
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