10. We have a thing for coffee kettles!
9. Safe-haven: Do you speak Arabic ? Has your country been invaded, attacked, or torn by civil unrest ? Have no fear, Jordan is here.
8. The water is so clean, Jesus came here all the way from Nazareth to get baptized!
7. We have no oil, so the US won’t invade!
6. The new birth control - Chicken Shawerma!
5. We sbeak London very well!
4. The drivers are so considerate, we have circles instead of intersections!
3. There is nothing you can’t do (as long as you know a guy who knows a guy…)!
2. Mansaf tastes great whether you eat it with your hand or foot!
1. The mosque and strip club goers live side-by-side in peace and harmony!
49 Users Commented In This Post
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3-12-2008 at 04:38:45
Funny man :)
Thanks Hani
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3-12-2008 at 05:25:24
loool! I dont know which to comment on, they’re all very funny. Nice one Hani.
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3-12-2008 at 05:59:55
Now this is really funny…But I love Jordan for the same exact reasons you’ve mentioned and more :)
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3-12-2008 at 06:18:46
ROFLMAO @ 5 and 1 hahahaa
Oh man you rock!
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3-12-2008 at 07:15:12
lol.. i didn’t know about 6!! haha
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 08:10:29
LOL @ # 2 :P
That was a funny read :D
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 08:16:56
true and funny :D
very nice :D
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 08:27:03
At first I read it: top 10 things to LEAVE Jordan… well, someof the reasons you listed can go with either titles :D
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3-12-2008 at 08:32:41
hahaha …. “water so clean”, i think you should put up a warning notice. If tourists take your advice, you might be subject of some law suites :-)
Just wondering, did jesus go to the Jordanian side of the river, or the Palestinian side ? maybe i can use that point in BAPO :-p
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3-12-2008 at 09:19:08
we zpeak london very best ya zalameh :P lol
goodness i cracked up in the office :D
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3-12-2008 at 09:58:44
looooool Hani that was something!! i loved number 3, yup, kolha garaba :D
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 10:03:14
LOOOOOOL ma 3reftesh on which one to laugh more :D
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3-12-2008 at 10:25:18
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Man!! now thisw is really funny :D
and YES!! i got MAI as the anti spam word :D
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3-12-2008 at 11:08:09
Nice and funny post….unlike the others! thanks for the cheers.
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 13:06:33
Hehehe, funny post! Love Jordan :)
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3-12-2008 at 15:50:19
(Nas was my anti-spam word!)
HILARIOUS!!! totally unique, Hani!
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 16:07:10
loooool! mesh ma32ool!
these are all funny!
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 20:07:42
hahaha, hilarious! :D
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 23:29:16
looool !
really funny !
loved number 8 & 1 !!!
Posted from
3-12-2008 at 23:45:56
“5. We sbeak London very well!”
LMAO =D ..
Posted from
3-13-2008 at 00:13:24
Ha Ha Ha
Water is clean….. no way, you must be kidding.
About eating Mansaf with your foot, this is new why don’t we give it a shot
About the mosque and strip club next together, we believe in this saying “Sa3a Elak ow Sa3a Larabak” which means an hour for you and the other for your god
Jordan is the best and we shall all work to make it a better place! Love Jordan.
Posted from
3-13-2008 at 09:45:05
LoL, Hani, this counts as your first SERIOUSLY fully post, LOL again.
Posted from
3-13-2008 at 20:41:57
That’s a good one..
I love #5
#7 you are lucky..oil became a curse..but am puzzled about Lebanon, we don’t have squat yet everybody want a piece.. I think it’s location,location,location..
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