Prologue: On reading this post written by Fadi, I started thinking about racist jokes, and how some don’t seem to understand why they can be offensive. Others insist they aren’t because someone from the race being ridiculed laughed at it, or repeated it. Others still will tell those offended they don’t have a sense of humour meaning anyone who doesn’t share theirs is humorless. Blaming the joke on the victim being over-sensetive is like blaming a murder victim for getting shot because they weren’t wearing a bullet-proof vest. At some point, I’ve been guilty of all of the above. I’ve been a joker, a laugher, a repeater, a preacher, and a justifier, but this isn’t a confession. Today I’m going to make fun of the evil Kvorlons.
Warning: The following jokes may be deemed offensive to Kvorlons. If you are a Kvorlon, read no further.
A. General:
1. Why do Kvorlons have big noses?
Air is free.
2. What is one KVorlon on the moon without oxygen?
A problem
What is all the Kvorlons on the moon without oxygen?
Problem solved
3. How do you tell a Kvorlon and a Donkey apart?
A Donkey makes 50 Cents more than a Kvorlon.
4. A thin Kvorlon and a fat Kvorlon fell of the top of a building, who hits the ground first ?
Who cares?
5. How do you know a Kvorlon is lying?
Their lips are moving.
6. What do you get when you go to a Kvorlon garage sale?
All your stuff back.
B. Military:
1. How can you sink a Kvorlon submarine?
Put it in water.
2. How do you train an elite Kvorlon Platoon?
Teach them to put their hands up.
3. How do you stop a Kvorlon tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
4. Why is the Kvorlon Airforce so easy to train?
You only have to teach them to take-off.
5. How do you disable Kvorlon Missiles?
Cut off the rubber bands
C. Distinct:
1. What’s the difference between a Kvorlon and a pizza?
The pizza won’t scream when you put it in the oven.
2. Why did the Kvorlons spend 40 years in the desert?
Someone dropped a quarter.
3. How do you know when a Kvorlon has become a man?
When he takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.
Epilogue: Not offended ? Not even by C3? Why not C1 and C2? What if you substitute Kvorlons with your race or city ?
We are all Kvorlons.
People with Glass houses should not throw stones
لسانك لا تذكر به عورة امرىء : فـكلك عورات وللناس ألسن
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2-9-2008 at 11:44:37
hani, I once said at 7aki fadi’s blog when she posted about her company christmas party plan and how they tried to cater to the feelings of every minority there working in the company. I said that as much as we ought to learn to be tolerable for others differences, we ought to be less sensitive about ours.
We need to learn to accept a joke, even when it hits us. It is just a matter of self confidence. Those with high self confidence wouldnt get offended for having people laughing, even if it is at their own expense.
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