An N by Any Other Name

September 23rd, 2007
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Normally, I’m not a superstitious person. I’m agnostic. I don’t believe in astrology, aliens, or conspiracy theories. I am Scully to anyone’s Mulder ! Yet there is one bit of mumbo-jumbo I do believe in.

I consider the letter N very lucky, and attractive ! The more N’s the better. An M won’t do, its tooooo dual !

If I had kids, they all must have N-Names. Nadia (my favorite), Nada, Noora, Nancy, Nadine.

Starting with an N is preferable, but if it must be in the middle: Anna, Danna, Diana, Donna, Mona, Lana, Lena, Mena, Sandra, Aline.

If you don’t have any Ns in your name, don’t despair, nobody is perfect !

What if its a boy ? No, an N has been scientifically proven to lose its powers in a guy’s name. The only thing to name your boy is Adam. It’s the first letter of the alphabet. It works in Arabic and English. Besides since Adam was the first man on earth, you know who had to name him, and he knows all names !


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KJ said,
Posted from United Arab Emirates Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.7 on Windows Windows XP  
9-23-2007 at 18:15:54

hahahah, that cracked me up! There are strange things in this world, that is for sure, especially in the power of names.

I have to “N” in my name ;) hehe

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Hani Obaid said,
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9-23-2007 at 20:15:44

KJ, yes now you need to find an N-Wife, and have N-Children with N-Powers !

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Tim said,
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9-23-2007 at 21:31:45

Typically .. Im the exact opposite of you Hani ..I’m a Mulder to anyone’s Scully .. I believe in aliens and .. conspiracy theory is the air that I breath :)

And since you came with the N theory everyone can come with his own first-letter theory.. like the T theory that i have just invented :P I have a T in the middle of my name and as an initial letter in my nick name .. I’ll stop here cause we are turning into name nazies .. aren’t we ??:D

P.S: BTW i agree with you on Adam it’s the most flexible name i have seen !!

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Qwaider قويدر said,
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9-23-2007 at 22:42:27

Ya kafer :), you’ll roast in hell fire! :) and those don’t have an “N” in them

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Hani Obaid said,
Posted from Jordan Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows XP  
9-23-2007 at 22:44:22

Tim, we should start our own show.

Stop ? Nooooooooo, N-Theory and T-Theory shall split the planet ! The UN is on my side :P

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Hani Obaid said,
Posted from Jordan Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows XP  
9-23-2007 at 22:50:33

Qwaider, don’t worry, when I get there I’ll save you some N-shaped Marshmellows :)
We can roast them, and blog about all the lawyers !

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Tim said,
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9-23-2007 at 23:02:28

Lool yeah the show idea rocks :P
I’m tring to return my blog to life .. I used to blog before but stopped for no reason (actually time is killing me I can’t manage it , the gym .. the technical reading that i have to do, the “holy” work hours and my friends) give me some hints .. how do you keep you blog up and running ??
Merci d’avance :D

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Hani Obaid said,
Posted from Jordan Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows XP  
9-23-2007 at 23:12:24

Tim, I think it works best when you enjoy it. I’ve been at this for a very short time (barely 2 weeks), but if I can help in any way, I’d be glad as long as you promise to name your blog N-Blog :P

j/k, I’m on night shift for the next 2 weeks, and will be going to a trade show in the US afterwards. So I guess we can talk about it over lunch after Ramadan.

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Noura said,
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9-24-2007 at 16:43:58

Interesting.. I feel lucky already, I will go out buy me a lotto ticket to test my name !!

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Wasim Ayoubi said,
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9-25-2007 at 15:42:45

I am blessed, I do not have an N or a T in my whole full Name!!! I believe you are going to hell and I am the one who will be playing with the girls in heaven. I will try to send you some bottles of water while roasting your Marshmellows up there :)

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Tamer said,
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9-25-2007 at 17:16:13

lol !!! ok,, what if u had 2 boys ???

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Hani Obaid said,
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9-25-2007 at 21:02:24

Wasim, too bad all the fun girls will be in hell ;)
and you do have an N, the great clan of Nairoukh !

Tamer, Adam1, Adam2, Adam3, Adam4, Adam5, Adam6, Adam7(had enough boys yet ?)…

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Tim said,
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9-26-2007 at 22:24:07

Click on my name and get ready for action :PPP

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